Sister Act

by thoughtsonthedead


Reasons Bobby’s wife, Natasha Monster, and her sister, Lilian Monster, are better than Dorothy Gish and her sister, Lillian Gish:

  • Didn’t die decades ago.
  • Upper body strength.
  • Inoculated against more diseases.
  • Many more Instagram followers.
  • On average, married to .5 rock stars more.
  • Did not become hardened and bitter by the patriarchal studio system of early Hollywood.
  • Neither of the Gish sisters met Mickey, whereas both Natasha and Lilian Monster see Mickey on a regular basis.