Words Or Phrases You’d Rather Not See In A Menu

by thoughtsonthedead

  • Almost.
  • Pretty much.
  • Smelled okay.
  • Hoof-in-mouth disease.
  • Consistently passed the vast majority of health inspections.
  • Gluten-free.
  • Putin-free.
  • Recently awarded two Michelin tires.
  • Busboy’s choice.
  • Japanese-Finnish fusion.
  • Half-price fugu.
  • Kids eat freely.
  • Chicken and falafels.
  • Don’t believe what you heard on Channel 6.
  • “Bathroom.”
  • “Beef.”
  • Jesus forgives, but our waitresses don’t.
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