Worst Marvel Movie Ever

by thoughtsonthedead

CrippledAvengers_RedSun_SC36China just doesn’t give a shit.

Here’s why Kung fu movies are the only movies you need: in the first half of the film, our heroes get crippled; in the second half, they avenge. No sub-plots, no love story.

Just a bunch of shirtless cripples kicking each other.

Also, this movie fails the Bechdel test by an enormous margin: there is only one woman in the film, and she is just there to get her legs cut off two minutes in. She does at least have a line of dialogue, but unfortunately the line is, “Please don’t cut my legs off.”

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