Cape Town

by thoughtsonthedead

If you somehow find yourself–through some intertrimensional shenanigans or whatnottery–existing in the Kung Fu Movie Universe and somebody takes off his cape: run.

Capes are to Chinese Kung fu guys what earrings are to sassy Black ladies: their removal signifies an imminent assbeating.

Also, Mandarin is written in logograms called Hanzi. There are thousands of them and apparently none of them mean “subtle.”