Ratner? Hardly Even Know ‘Er
“Hey hey! Look at this giant shiksa.”
She is very pretty and gentile.
“We look good together.”
You look like a rich fat guy and she looks like she enjoys receiving presents.
“That’s what I meant.”
Can we talk like mishbuchah?
“Hit me, my Hebro.”
Your skull is anti-semitic.
Everything above your shoulders looks like the cover art for The Protocols of the Elders of Zion.
“Lot of people tell me I look Italian.”
Well, you look like you’re under indictment, but not Italian.
“Lot of people say this.”
They want things from you.
Yes: you look like Jackie Mason’s asshole after he eats dairy.