The Future Is Calling

by thoughtsonthedead

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OLD-FASHIONED TELEPHONE NOISE

OLD-FASHIONED TELEPHONE NOISE

“Weir here.”

“Hey, Bobbo! Thaddeus Americanexpress talking at ya.”

“How did you get this number? It’s 1971.”

“Do you think the Grateful fucking Dead have access to a time machine and American Express doesn’t?”

“You have a time machine?”

“Yeah.”

“What does it look like?”

“An iPhone, but big. I think it’s growing, but no one will believe me. What do you guys have?”

“Time Sheath.”

“Fuck’s a sheath?”

“Like a scarf.”

“Winter scarf?”

“Fancy-lady scarf. Diaphanous.”

“How does that work? Do you wrap yourselves in it, or stand on it? Wear it like a cape?”

“What was the goal of this call, Mr. Americanexpress?”

“Bob, we gotta talk MSG. The free show my company is paying for and that you agreed to do.”

“That’s 45 years from now, man.”

“We’ll be ultra-prepared, won’t we?”

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