Getting Away With It
“They have no idea I’m high, man.”
The microphone knows you’re high.
“Ah, well. Them’s the breaks. Don’t see anyone cancelling the interview.”
Is that what this is?
“Sounds right. Either that or I had a side career voicing children’s cartoons that everyone forgot about.”
Seems like one of the books would have mentioned it.
“Have there been books?”
No joke: you need a library shelf just for the reputable ones?
“What about the shady ones?”
Several cardboard boxes.