Getting Away With It

by thoughtsonthedead

Hey, Garcia. Whatcha doing?

“Fooling everyone.”


“They have no idea I’m high, man.”

They do.


The microphone knows you’re high.

“Ah, well. Them’s the breaks. Don’t see anyone cancelling the interview.”

Is that what this is?

“Sounds right. Either that or I had a side career voicing children’s cartoons that everyone forgot about.”

Seems like one of the books would have mentioned it.

“Have there been books?”

No joke: you need a library shelf just for the reputable ones?

“What about the shady ones?”

Several cardboard boxes.

“Sounds right.”