Almost The Same Shit, Different Day

by thoughtsonthedead


Sammy Hagar made a Croc fuck a flip-flop. Sammy Hagar, in the genetics laboratory he keeps in the basement of the Cabo Wabo Cantina, has forced a Croc shoe to mount and impregnanate a flippity-flop, and the abominations you see on his feet are the result. Sammy made a Croc fuck a flip-flop.

Also, the last word that ever needs to be said about Young John Mayer is this: he seeks Dan Bilzerian’s approval.